2005-03-14 - 4:56 a.m.

inner monodialogue:

"oh no!"
"what is it, self?"
"remember how you bought this facial wash in Amsterdam because the label is in Dutch?"
"er, yeah, so what?"
"but now the directions are in Dutch too! what does it say, WHAT DOES IT SAY?"
"um, probably something like apply on face, rub rub ruuub, rinse off."
"waaaah!"
"shhh baby, it'll be okay."