2003-05-06 - 3:04 p.m.

olga turned to me and said "what will we do when we get out of college and have no jobs?" and i hypothesized that we will sell our bodies on the street. however, we will prove unsuccessful because only prostitutes from ivy league schools will be able to turn a profit.

then olga said "man, what a competitive world this is ... there is also death" and i agreed.

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