2003-08-18 - 7:07 p.m.

one day i'm gonna want a baby and i'm gonna have lots of unprotected sex in September or October Minus Nine because i want my kid to have a birthday during the schoolyear.

and everyone is always excited about birthdays in the beginning of the schoolyear, i think? at least it won't be during summer vacation*, or around finals** or too cold to have ice cream cake*** or something****.