2004-05-13 - 8:30 p.m.

while taking The Last Shower I Will Ever Take in a Dorm (Probably), i thought it a fitting end to my dorm bathroom career that the Two Girls Who Like to Talk to Each Other in the Shower While in Different Stalls (Thus Sandwiching Me in Surround Sound) came on the scene.

maybe when delillo decided to name his novel "white noise" instead of "panasonic" it was because he figured it sounded too much like a girl trapped in a stall between two other girls, one of whom is saying "oh my god, eric was there?!?"

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